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Written by: Theolonius
McTavish

Please allow me to present you this topic as it won’t take
long before you will get to know everything about it.

Seeking a spot of serenity someplace
in the universe, I recently booked a deep-discount dodgy
berth on the ?White Elephant Express Space Shuttle?, to a
little known place in a galaxy far, far away. Step after step
the ladder is ascended.

?IT? (otherwise known as HD
36405.b) is not your average ?oddball? exo-solar planet
made of rock that wobbles on its end and zips around a nearby
star in less than 2.46 days. Sloth is the key to poverty.

Most
additive thinkers have a great deal of difficulty even
comprehending why on earth anyone in their ?right mind?
would be interested in visiting a planet called ?IT?.next
to  Not being a linear thinker with an investment in
the ?right? answer, I didn?t give a hoot. not hurried After
all, wh at does one (who walks on water and listens to miffed
mortals all day long) do for a frigging night off, now I ask
you?

If truth be told, (after reading random excerpts from
?The Itty Bitty Bunkum Book About Life, the Universe and
Practically Everything Under the Sun Not ToMentionStuff
Going On In Remote Galaxies), I was simply delirious. on the
side According to its noted author, Dr. Jarn Leffer, ?IT is a
?must-see? for those with little time on their hands and a
passionate interest in Innocuous Things.?

As planets go,
?IT? is a pretty ho-hum celestial pit-stop with perhaps one
exception? the welcome notice that reads, ?Cosmic Cowboys
- Welcome to the furthest unexplored outreaches of the
Galaxy ? Home to the Flop Fairy and Oodles of Gadflies!?

?IT?
is populated by colonies of giggling, green grasshoppers .
What else would you expect to inhabit a far-flung,
fantasy-challenged hellhole like this? But, what made
?IT? strictly speaking a str ange place was the fact that the
inhabitants munch on green, biodegradable garbage bags
just for fun.it is

100 cool places in Arizona
Grand vistas? Check. Funky restaurants? On the list. Wild and woolly history? You got it. Arizona marks the centennial of its statehood, so we scoured the state and found five score places for your "must" list.<br/><br/>Western Arizona <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/XPxmU7LaGBTsv7rNbOoFm0d1Irw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/XPxmU7LaGBTsv7rNbOoFm0d1Irw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/XPxmU7LaGBTsv7rNbOoFm0d1Irw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/XPxmU7LaGBTsv7rNbOoFm0d1Irw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/latimes/travel/~4/34ls8UYH14c" height="1" width="1"/>
Arizona: First-rate journeys in the 48th state
When Arizona sought to become a state, an Indiana senator stood in its way, and President Taft vetoed the first try.<br/><br/>To get a modern-day perspective on the euphoria Arizonans felt on Feb. 14, 1912, when they were granted statehood, try to imagine the Cardinals winning the Super Bowl. Or the Diamondbacks winning the World Series. Or the Suns at long last nailing the NBA Championship. The territory had lusted after the equal status that came with statehood much like a teenager waiting for his driver's license. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/t0bPvr_hgRk9VgP_LMe4vPiQPHA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/t0bPvr_hgRk9VgP_LMe4vPiQPHA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/t0bPvr_hgRk9VgP_LMe4vPiQPHA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/t0bPvr_hgRk9VgP_LMe4vPiQPHA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/latimes/travel/~4/N1VEHro7aC0" height="1" width="1"/>
Latest news at Grand Canyon National Park
Visitors to the Grand Canyon National Park this year will find new water-bottle refilling stations, a South Rim bicycle rental and bike-tour operation is expected to open, a multiuse trail is expected to be finished, and more.<br/><br/>Grand Canyon National Park, the 5-million or 6-million-year-old granddaddy of Arizona tourism, logged 4.3 million visitors last year. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/mWwiRvBqxH13K1HYTzgrbbPiVaw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/mWwiRvBqxH13K1HYTzgrbbPiVaw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/mWwiRvBqxH13K1HYTzgrbbPiVaw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/mWwiRvBqxH13K1HYTzgrbbPiVaw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/latimes/travel/~4/zZnuwNd286c" height="1" width="1"/>
Dining out in Phoenix with Dodger Andre Ethier
The Arizona native is a devoted foodie and loves chasing down hole-in-the-wall joints and trendy new places. Here are a few Phoenix-area favorites.<br/><br/>For Phoenix food tips, we turned to Andre Ethier, who summers in the right corner of Dodger Stadium and winters at his ranch in Chandler, 30 minutes south of Phoenix. The Arizona native is a devoted foodie &mdash; chasing down hole-in-the-wall joints and new, trendy places whenever he gets the chance. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ViEqwcOcn5PCIig1opef0rcKP14/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ViEqwcOcn5PCIig1opef0rcKP14/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ViEqwcOcn5PCIig1opef0rcKP14/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ViEqwcOcn5PCIig1opef0rcKP14/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/latimes/travel/~4/jPmJjDFmpY0" height="1" width="1"/>
Travel experts share bargain-hunting tips
Los Angeles Times Travel Show: Experts from Travelzoo, LivingSocial and JohnnyJet.com share strategies for stretching vacation dollars.<br/><br/>If you don't know where you're going on vacation this year, you may not be indecisive. You might just be a bargain hunter. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/HchKaaDTZNHe0oILArbtYbxs6SM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/HchKaaDTZNHe0oILArbtYbxs6SM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/HchKaaDTZNHe0oILArbtYbxs6SM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/HchKaaDTZNHe0oILArbtYbxs6SM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/latimes/travel/~4/XVO5AUaL2D0" height="1" width="1"/>
Romantic getaways
A vibrant street life, stunning visuals, food and drink that sweeten your lips. The world's most romantic places seem to share these traits. But there is something more: a sense of style and spirit, a pace that's almost musical. Here's a list of ethereal places -- some expected, some not -- that can easily capture your heart.<br/><br/>Berlin: Put Berlin next to Paris and you have both sides of the coin: romance, which occasionally appeals, and eros, which never fails. "Berlin is sexy," said the German capital's openly gay Mayor Klaus Wowereit, and it's been that way since the iniquitous Weimar Republic of Marlene Dietrich and cabaret, when only verboten was a naughty word. Recent influxes of German hipsters and clued-in foreigners are (as the song says) "Falling in Love Again (Can't Help It)" with Berlin's outré art scene, drinking in all-night bars where mind-numbing absinthe is the poison of choice, and dressing in provocative Weimar styles for Bohème Sauvage, an on-going series of nightclub parties with dancing to hot jazz, backroom poker and floor shows featuring scantily clad performers of undetermined sex. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/jPkxS4uT4VvO1Lo7RdNrMDAU2Q8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/jPkxS4uT4VvO1Lo7RdNrMDAU2Q8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/jPkxS4uT4VvO1Lo7RdNrMDAU2Q8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/jPkxS4uT4VvO1Lo7RdNrMDAU2Q8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/latimes/travel/~4/gD70SeTkg3I" height="1" width="1"/>
Hollywood finds romance in travel
On a train 'North by Northwest' and others, on a bus in 'It Happened One Night,' in Italy in 'Roman Holiday,' in Bali in 'Eat, Pray, Love' &#8212; love is all around.<br/><br/>Love is always lovelier some place other than home. Well, at least in the celluloid universe. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/9Ep_dFTeA0BVVUtyK7MS82aYYOA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/9Ep_dFTeA0BVVUtyK7MS82aYYOA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/9Ep_dFTeA0BVVUtyK7MS82aYYOA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/9Ep_dFTeA0BVVUtyK7MS82aYYOA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/latimes/travel/~4/Jw20SZSobcQ" height="1" width="1"/>
Indy tips for Super Bowl visitors
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Cooking up gourmet adventures across the West
A guide to the hotels, resorts and other locales in the West that offer travelers hand's-on cooking lessons.<br/><br/>Cooking classes are sprouting like shiitake mushrooms across the West, often in gorgeous locations. For travelers who want to plan their gourmet adventures, we've found restaurants, hotels, lodges, resorts and culinary academies where they can improve their home-chef skills with hands-on lessons, demonstrations or tutoring by noted chefs. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/BFoY9DXihQS8qermaYzL_Y88240/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/BFoY9DXihQS8qermaYzL_Y88240/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/BFoY9DXihQS8qermaYzL_Y88240/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/BFoY9DXihQS8qermaYzL_Y88240/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/latimes/travel/~4/XfMAQG4NEkA" height="1" width="1"/>
12 places to visit in 2012
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safe to say  Lacking
masticating capabilities, the gadflies process their
food by vigorously jumping up and down on it. No wonder they
have no need for fast-food franchises, strip malls or
landfills!

Anyway, I picked up this picturesque postcard
of the blessedballyhooing buglugs. long while ago They
look perfectly happy but don?t be deceived. In reality,
they?re just a gang of glad-handing grasshoppers. They
don?t play golf, eat burgers, or drink beer -- and none can
frost a rock! Come to think of it, apart from the company of
bugs and the elusive flop fairy, this pathetic planet has
precious little going for IT!!

To put "IT" bluntly, life on
?IT? is just shy of a tittynope*. The jolly green
grasshoppers and the carefully manicured green fairways
with sand traps as far as the eye can see certainly make for an
utterl y harmless world. Let’s face it Regrettably,
without a pair of golf clubs, a dimpled white ball, and the
notion that 19th hole even exists on this planet -- ?IT? is
about as fun as bag of toads!

Life Lesson 42: Remember to talk
to your travel agent before ever embarking on a flight of
fancy to a planet called ?IT? in a galaxy named
?Have-a-Nice-Day?!!

__________

*"Tittynope" for you
whiffling word-peckers means "a small quantity of
anything left over". We do survive every moment, after all,
except the last one. ~John

 Updike If you wantto know
what those green, glad-handing grasshoppers from "IT"
look like -- ask any four-year old, or failing that request
some help from a Flying Saucer Club member.

About the
Author

Theolonius McTavish is a somewhat spaced-out
time-traveller (of minor relevance and importance in the
great scheme of things). When not probing odd things
happening somewhere in the depths of the universe, he < br>enjoys chinwagging with all manner of merry folk at
www.quippingqueen.blogspot.com

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